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Text classification without GPUs, API keys, or prompt engineering. Benchmarks, integrations, and things we've built with 15ms classifiers

"I was charged twice for the same order" → disputed_charge 99.2% · 14ms
"u]rg3nt!! click h3re 2 claim prize" → spam 97.8% · 12ms
"this absolutely made my whole day" → joy 94.1% · 13ms
"how do I change my card PIN number" → card_payment 96.5% · 15ms

Confidence-Based Routing: When to Trust Your Classifier

How to use confidence scores and prediction margins to build three-tier routing: auto-route, suggest, or escalate

Text Classification: LLM Prompting vs Embeddings + Logistic Regression

Side-by-side comparison of classifying text with an LLM vs frozen embeddings + logistic regression. Same task, both approaches, with code and benchmarks

When LLMs Fail at Classification

Benchmarking 16 models on text classification: LLMs, decision models, and classifiers. On 77-class problems, embedding + logistic regression wins by 14+ points

Jeffy + n8n: Free Text Classification for Your Workflows

Add deterministic text classification to n8n with Jeffy. Free, self-hosted, 15ms per classification. No LLM, no API key

Jeffy + Activepieces: Free Text Classification for Your Automations

Add deterministic text classification to Activepieces. Free, self-hosted, 15ms per classification. No LLM, no API key

How to Beat Pac-Man with a Text Classifier

Regex + weighted scoring beats every LLM on the Jevman Pac-Man benchmark. 8,035 mean score, 3ms per decision, $0

Can AI Read Your Mind?

A real-time pattern detector learns your left/right choices and predicts what you'll pick next. How unpredictable are you?